Employee: boss， I want to take a day off today
Boss: you want to take a day off
Boss: you are asking what? There are 365 days in a year for 52 weeks. You have 2 days off per week， a total of 14 days， there are 261 days work.
Boss: you 16 hours a day at work， take 174 days， there are 87 days.
Boss: every day you spend at least 3 minutes time online， add up to 23 days per year， 64 days left.
Boss: there are 64 days; lunch time you spend 1 hours a day， and spent 46 days， and 18 days.
Boss: you usually ask for 2 days' sick leave each year， so you work only 16 days
Boss: there are 5 holiday， the company will not work， you work only 11 days
The staff: ... ... ... ... ... ...
Boss: every year， the company also generously give you 1 days holiday， Suanxia Lai you work 1 days
The boss: and you 're going to take that day off
I asked leave next week， but the Hainan poor project double. Originally， I was booked today's ticket home， but， Manager seems to not give up， want to call me cancel leave working for him. Then， yesterday， EIC and I will leave the following dialogue:
EIC: Lily ah， your next holiday?
Lily: Yeah， yeah， tomorrow I can go back?
( heart began to panic， don't let me go! However， the most terrifying words were said EIC out )
EIC: can you cancel leave? We also fast report， need help oh.
Lily: boss， I beg you to let me leave， I after booking were full， has been ranked by April of next year， basically do not repair a fake!
Start ( heart determined， must leave， never compromise! )
EIC: you to seven at the end is my booking， or you put the leave delay， a few weeks and then leave!
Lily: ah， my birthday next week， so we have a vacation.
EIC: Oh? Happy birthday to you? Days of the week?
EIC: Oh， that you go back again on Monday， Wednesday?
( I fainted! )
Lily: ah? I booked a trip to travel! Cannot cancel!
EIC: travel? Should not far? In two or three days? Either you trips back?
Lily: ah? Not ah， travel up to at least 3， 4 days， possibly will go somewhere else， not so early end!
EIC: is that so? It seems nothing to do， that you do not go， to Monday night， sit the last plane to go back.
( Haikou Shanghai night flying the last flight is 21 : 55， to Shanghai Pudong airport to 12: 3， from airport to home， at least until 1: 3， khan! )
Lily: Oh， then I call changed. But we are the China Southern Airlines ticket， Meilan Airport Airlines and China Eastern Airlines ticket office there， to be no way to change our.
( call sign ... Can't really change our， ha ha， secretly pleased， hee hee! Report to EIC )
EIC: that's no way， you change the southern final claone!
China Southern Airlines ( last clais at 16: 1， although Shanghai is not early， but not in the dead of night! )
Finally， I change over ticket， ready to go home tomorrow. Heart is still a little unsettling Ann! However， who also don't stop me! If you don't let me go home tomorrow， I want to flat!!